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Hallmark Interactive Birthday Card - Funny Farts Monkey
Do you know someone who loves a good fart joke? Give them this interactive birthday card from Hallmark that features a guide to the different types of farts. When opened, this interactive card will play an array of fart sound effects to give them a chuckle.
Product Details
- Suitable for ages: 14+ years
- Includes one birthday card and one white Hallmark branded envelope
- Dimensions/Size: 21cm (H) x 14.5cm (W)
- Material: Paper
- The front of the birthday card features a photograph of a monkey's face on a cartoon body with the message: Farts A Birthday Guide
- The Bum Burner: A fart so hot that it singes your bum hairs when itâs released
- The Bubble Trouble: A fart that gets trapped in pants and has to bubble up your back in its bid for freedom
- The Methane Monster: A fart made up of rotting hard boiled eggs thatâs best kept away from any naked flame within a three km radius
- When opened the birthday card plays farting sound effects and features the messages:
- Happy Birthday
- The Crowd Pleaser: A loud and smelly beastie that clears whole rooms and draws admiration from other blokes
- The Guided Missile: One you know is coming loud and fast and there isnât a damn thing you can do about it
- The Cat Tormentor: A thin whiney fart that sounds exactly like a mouse.
- The Trojan Horse: A fart that not only slips out loud and smelly but also carries a surprise solid present inside
- Muscles from Brussels: A huuuuge sprout fart that would have the world laughing at you for eternity and so must be released painfully slowly by working your sphincter open one millimetre every two minutes
- The Line Dancer: A trump that spits out accidentally causing you to try and cover it up by dancing on an imaginary bug on the floor
- The Lucky Bag: An odourless fart coinciding so exactly with a sneeze that no one notices
- Adult supervision highly recommended and strictly required for children under 6 years
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